Sorry I haven’t been writing to closely on what’s been up in Sydney. Why, you might ask? I’ve been permanently pissed since the 27th, 10:30pm. Me and my main mate Kristoffer K has not been up to good stuff and we were out partying all but 1 night and that’s when we were in our hotel room, getting a bit of a drunk on and watching Ocean’s Thirteen and 9 episodes of Qi (if you haven’t seen Qi, you have to see Qi). My new favorite human is Alan Davies, closely followed by Stephen Fry. It was pretty much fun. I think we did, at least, 6-8 hops per night between the bars. However, the ones I liked the best must be Dragon’s Lounge, Lord Nelson Brewery Hotel, The World Bar, Alice Fountain Café (they had two drinks for one between 3pm and 8pm), O’Malleys and Hard Rock Café on Darling Harbor. I won’t go into details (maybe if you buy me a drink) for now but what can you ask from a man who suffered memory loss the two first nights? //The Joker