A small guide to spot British people abroad. Where are they: In an English speaking country or an old British (prison) colony. Q: How do I know it’s a brit? A: Follow these three, simple steps: 1. He’s wearing a English Premier League shirt. 2. He has his hoodie or fleece wrapped around his waist. 3. He’s taking a photograph of his beer, adjacent to a famous landmark. Q: What happens if he’s not around a famous landmark? A: In physics, mass attracts mass. So, if the there is no landmark about, there should be no beer in the glass, i.e., he should only take a picture of an empty glass should there not be a landmark around. This is a public service message from the NSL. //The Joker