Today we finally went to the casino with a big “C”. Southern Australasia’s biggest Casino in the world!!! It was pretty much like any casino I’ve been to before. I have been to the Gothenburgian Casino Cosmopol. Only… This was maybe 20 times bigger. As you can tell by this picture: 
This is not the casino it self, but it is a very tall building on top of it. First feeling was that this casino was very exclusive but as soon we went inside, we met with all the gambling Asians and old people, spending their superannuation in the slot machines. Why do Asians love to gamble so much? I mean, I’ve seen The Deer Hunter but this just seems mad. And where do their cashflow come from? Anyway, at all times me and my friend Dennis have gone to the casino, I’ve come out with zip, nada, zero cash. This time, I walked out 130$ richer, and yes the AUD is more expensive than the USD at the moment. Do note that I calculated the profit considering all the expenses inside the casino, including food and drinks. Is it that I maybe brought my lucky charm with me? She did good alright :). She didn’t win much though… But I promise, I will go with her on her favorite ride: 
Well, I hope she doesn’t read my blog… If she does, I’ll show you pictures of my bruises in the morning! Good Day Europe. Stay classy. //The Joker